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		<title>Check your WIFI status</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2009/05/02/check-your-wifi-status/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 13:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awesome]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m really digging the Xirrus Wi-Fi Inspector which monitors/troubleshoots WIFI networks]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;m really digging the <a title="check wifi network status" href="http://www.xirrus.com/library/wifitools.php" target="_blank">Xirrus Wi-Fi Inspector</a> which monitors/troubleshoots WIFI networks</p>
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		<title>Barack Obama</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2009/03/17/barack-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Spend some time with many bad paintings of Barack Obama.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spend some time with many <a href="http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com">bad paintings of Barack Obama</a>.</p>
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		<title>Super Mario Soundboard</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/05/25/super-mario-soundboard/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/05/25/super-mario-soundboard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 15:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videogames]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure what you&#8217;d use a Super Mario soundboard for, but I admit it, I clicked every sound.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure what you&#8217;d use a <a href="http://redruth.greenbean.org/~ben/4CR/smb_super_synth.swf">Super Mario soundboard</a> for, but I admit it, I clicked every sound.</p>
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		<title>40 Movie References From The Simpsons</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/03/06/40-movie-references-from-the-simpsons/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/03/06/40-movie-references-from-the-simpsons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Neat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a bit slow loading, but this page has images showing 40 Movie References From The Simpsons. I was surprised that I had not noticed a few of these as movie references before.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a bit slow loading, but this page has images showing <a href="http://neenja.com/articles/4/40_movie_references_from_the_simpsons">40 Movie References From The Simpsons</a>. I was surprised that I had not noticed a few of these as movie references before.</p>
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		<title>Sometimes Red, Sometimes Blue</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/02/06/sometimes-red-sometimes-blue/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/02/06/sometimes-red-sometimes-blue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 14:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This URL speaks the truth: Sometimes Red, Sometimes Blue.com.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This URL speaks the truth: <a href="http://www.sometimesredsometimesblue.com/">Sometimes Red, Sometimes Blue</a>.com.</p>
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		<title>The Condiment Packet Gallery</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/12/20/the-condiment-packet-gallery/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/12/20/the-condiment-packet-gallery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t recall if this has been posted before or not. In any case, you can always revisit the Condiment Packet Gallery.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1198159274_0">I can&#8217;t recall</span> if this has been posted before or not. In any case, you can always revisit the <a href="http://condiment.portablefolkband.com/packets.php">Condiment Packet Gallery</a>.</p>
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		<title>Devil&#8217;s Rope Barbed Wire Museum</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/11/06/devils-rope-barbed-wire-museum/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/11/06/devils-rope-barbed-wire-museum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you feel like your search for a well documented site devoted to barbed wire has been going nowhere, today&#8217;s your day. Visit the Devil&#8217;s Rope Barbed Wire Museum for all your barbed wire information needs.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you feel like your search for a well documented site devoted to barbed wire has been going nowhere, today&#8217;s your day. Visit the <a href="http://www.barbwiremuseum.com/">Devil&#8217;s Rope Barbed Wire Museum</a> for all your barbed wire information needs.</p>
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		<title>Energy Drinks</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/10/15/energy-drinks/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/10/15/energy-drinks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The More You Know]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This guy has pictures of 455 different energy drink cans, of which I have tried none. Am I missing something by ignoring this obviously busy market? Not safe for work if some naughty language is an issue.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy has pictures of <a href="http://myenergydrinks.com/">455 different energy drink cans</a>, of which I have tried none. Am I missing something by ignoring this obviously busy market? Not safe for work if some naughty language is an issue.</p>
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		<title>America&#8217;s Top Seven Most Hated Substances</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/09/19/americas-top-seven-most-hated-substances/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/09/19/americas-top-seven-most-hated-substances/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This site has their list of America&#8217;s Top Seven Most Hated Substances. I don&#8217;t know that it speaks for all Americans, but it&#8217;s fairly spot on.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This site has their list of <a href="http://www.guerillaimports.com/most-hated.php">America&#8217;s Top Seven Most Hated Substances</a>. I don&#8217;t know that it speaks for all Americans, but it&#8217;s fairly spot on.</p>
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		<title>Deadprogrammer&#8217;s Cafe</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/08/21/deadprogrammers-cafe/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/08/21/deadprogrammers-cafe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Neat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Deadprogrammer&#8217;s Cafe shows how the &#8220;Starbucks Siren Became Less Naughty&#8221;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.deadprogrammer.com/">Deadprogrammer&#8217;s Cafe</a> shows how the <a href="http://www.deadprogrammer.com/?p=1684">&#8220;Starbucks Siren Became Less Naughty&#8221;</a>.</p>
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		<title>Jeffrey Dahmer and Adam Walsh</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/08/16/jeffrey-dahmer-and-adam-walsh/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/08/16/jeffrey-dahmer-and-adam-walsh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The More You Know]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ABC News has an interesting article for true crime readers: &#8220;Could Jeffrey Dahmer Be to Blame for Adam Walsh&#8217;s Murder?&#8221;. An interesting theory, probably never to be proven.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=3473665&#038;page=1">ABC News</a> has an interesting article for true crime readers: &#8220;Could Jeffrey Dahmer Be to Blame for Adam Walsh&#8217;s Murder?&#8221;. An interesting theory, probably never to be proven.</p>
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		<title>A Welsh View</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/08/14/a-welsh-view/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/08/14/a-welsh-view/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Take a peek at the world&#8217;s most expensive desserts. Linked via A Welsh View.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take a peek at the <a href="http://www.forbestraveler.com/2007/05/07051001_slide_4.html?thisSpeed=15000">world&#8217;s most expensive desserts</a>. Linked via <a href="http://xo.typepad.com/blog/">A Welsh View</a>.</p>
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		<title>101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/08/09/101-frightening-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/08/09/101-frightening-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scary]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The article title pretty much sums up the contents: 101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World. Almost every entry is from Japan, but it&#8217;s still chock full of scary flavor goodness.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The article title pretty much sums up the contents: <a href="http://www.who-sucks.com/food/101-frightening-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world">101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World</a>. Almost every entry is from Japan, but it&#8217;s still chock full of scary flavor goodness.</p>
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		<title>Internet Explorer Hates Me</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/06/26/internet-explorer-hates-me/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/06/26/internet-explorer-hates-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Almost every version of Ultimate Insult looks terrible in IE, and the current theme is no exception. Why, I don&#8217;t know. It&#8217;s basic template code, but the sidebar gets tossed to the bottom on most monitors. Maybe IE 7 or whatever the latest version is has it looking good. In any case, I just wanted [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Almost every version of Ultimate Insult looks terrible in IE, and the current theme is no exception. Why, I don&#8217;t know. It&#8217;s basic template code, but the sidebar gets tossed to the bottom on most monitors. Maybe IE 7 or whatever the latest version is has it looking good. In any case, I just wanted to say I&#8217;m aware the site looks assy on some browsers. </p>
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		<title>This Is Broken</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/05/08/this-is-broken-2/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2007/05/08/this-is-broken-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 12:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hoo Boy, Wacky!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The More You Know]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless Information]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This Is Broken, a weblog that points out things (mainly advertising) that aren&#8217;t quite right. A few are just from submitters that are overly picky, but some are quite funny.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thisisbroken.com/">This Is Broken</a>, a weblog that points out things (mainly advertising) that aren&#8217;t quite right. A few are just from submitters that are overly picky, but some are quite funny.</p>
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