The Ultimate Insult » Stupid

Wax Figures

Scott — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:00:56 +0000

These might be the worst wax figures ever made. Just terrible. Why does Bruce Springsteen look like a teenager? What’s with Nicholson? I give up.

The Sopranos Uncensored

Scott — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:40:36 +0000

If you’re looking for a ridiculously long curse-a-thon, someone with a lot of free time has compiled almost 30 minutes of nothing but the swears used in The Sopranos.

Limbo of the Lost or Oblivion?

Scott — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:03:39 +0000

If you’re going to steal video game textures, try to mix it up a bit, geez.

HotOrNot Acquired For $20 Million

Scott — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:21:05 +0000

HotOrNot has reportedly been purchased for $20 Million. People still visit HotOrNot? Seriously, I thought that it died years ago.

Buried On a Cliff

Scott — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:34:07 +0000

Getting the coffins up that high seems like an awful lot of work.

Neon Christ

Scott — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:00:50 +0000

I don’t think a cover from the band Neon Christ is what Wallpaper4God had in mind when they put up their website.

Google to tackle Wikipedia

Scott — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:10:24 +0000

Can Google just go die now? Seriously, have they actually come up with a new idea on their own ever? I’m done. Google to tackle Wikipedia.

B3ta served DMCA notice

Scott — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:02:09 +0000

I know record labels and Prince are both fairly stupid, but come on now.

Energy Drinks

Scott — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:52:23 +0000

This guy has pictures of 455 different energy drink cans, of which I have tried none. Am I missing something by ignoring this obviously busy market? Not safe for work if some naughty language is an issue.

Loituma Clock

Scott — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:41:19 +0000

This might be the most annoying clock I’ve seen online. Maybe Bleach fans are excited.

Terrible Tattoos

Scott — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:04:13 +0000

There’s just one awful image after another in this gallery of terrible tattoos.

Natural Language & Miss South Carolina’s (Miss Teen USA 2007) Statement

Paul — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:20:07 +0000

Powerset, a new yet-to-be-released natural language search engine just posted their work on “parsing and indexing…the hardest corpus [they] could find: Miss South Carlolina’s response to the question, ‘Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a map. Why do you think this is?’ ”

If you are curious about Powerset, here are some Powerset news clippings

The Most Amazing Book Ever

Scott — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:14:06 +0000

I don’t spend nearly enough time browsing the Something Awful forums. I definitely missed this thread when it first came around: “The Most Amazing Book Ever” which contains a fully scanned copy of “LATAWNYA the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say ‘No’ to Drugs”. Amazing.

Ron Paul

Scott — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:05:19 +0000

Wow, Fox News really does seem to hate Ron Paul.

How a Photo Can Ruin Your Life

Scott — Tue, 15 May 2007 12:58:48 +0000

“How a Photo Can Ruin Your Life”, or how photos of children can completely destroy you no matter how innocent they may be. Throw out that bathtub shot of you when you were 3.