These might be the worst wax figures ever made. Just terrible. Why does Bruce Springsteen look like a teenager? What’s with Nicholson? I give up.
Category Archives: Stupid
The Sopranos Uncensored
If you’re looking for a ridiculously long curse-a-thon, someone with a lot of free time has compiled almost 30 minutes of nothing but the swears used in The Sopranos.
Limbo of the Lost or Oblivion?
If you’re going to steal video game textures, try to mix it up a bit, geez.
HotOrNot Acquired For $20 Million
HotOrNot has reportedly been purchased for $20 Million. People still visit HotOrNot? Seriously, I thought that it died years ago.
Buried On a Cliff
Getting the coffins up that high seems like an awful lot of work.
Neon Christ
I don’t think a cover from the band Neon Christ is what Wallpaper4God had in mind when they put up their website.
Google to tackle Wikipedia
Can Google just go die now? Seriously, have they actually come up with a new idea on their own ever? I’m done. Google to tackle Wikipedia.
B3ta served DMCA notice
I know record labels and Prince are both fairly stupid, but come on now.
Energy Drinks
This guy has pictures of 455 different energy drink cans, of which I have tried none. Am I missing something by ignoring this obviously busy market? Not safe for work if some naughty language is an issue.
Loituma Clock
This might be the most annoying clock I’ve seen online. Maybe Bleach fans are excited.
Terrible Tattoos
There’s just one awful image after another in this gallery of terrible tattoos.
Natural Language & Miss South Carolina’s (Miss Teen USA 2007) Statement
Powerset, a new yet-to-be-released natural language search engine just posted their work on “parsing and indexing…the hardest corpus [they] could find: Miss South Carlolina’s response to the question, ‘Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a map. Why do you think this is?’ ”
If you are curious about Powerset, here are some Powerset news clippings
The Most Amazing Book Ever
I don’t spend nearly enough time browsing the Something Awful forums. I definitely missed this thread when it first came around: “The Most Amazing Book Ever” which contains a fully scanned copy of “LATAWNYA the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say ‘No’ to Drugs”. Amazing.
Ron Paul
Wow, Fox News really does seem to hate Ron Paul.
How a Photo Can Ruin Your Life
“How a Photo Can Ruin Your Life”, or how photos of children can completely destroy you no matter how innocent they may be. Throw out that bathtub shot of you when you were 3.
P-Mate
Ladies, with the P-Mate you too can take a leak standing up outside like a drunk.
Seung Hui Cho Conspiracy Theory
Was the man behind the Virginia Tech massacre really part of MKULTRA? This site says yes. I say that people have too much free time to think about conspiracy theories, but they do entertain me.
Man Dies Battle Dancing
“Man, 48, Dies Battle Dancing”. I didn’t even know battle dancing was a real thing, it sounds like something out of a bad comedy where rivals have a dance off. Even though I didn’t realize it was a real thing, I still think 48 is a bit old to be doing it.
The Ultimate Insult
Ok, laughing when someone dies isn’t very nice, but this news story made me laugh. “Man painting love message on rock dies after fall”, “Friend who witnessed fall says victim complained girlfriend’s name was too long”. Those two lines together make the magic.
Dr. Seuss Art
Not only can you purchase Dr. Seuss artwork from this site, you can also buy taxidermy items at crazy prices, such as this Semi-Normal Green-Lidded Fawn for the low price of $3,495.