To give you nightmares for this weekend: “Do the Hustle” Brady Bunch style.

Nobojo “A Look Inside the Wacky World of Bob Jones University.

The Making of Sculpted Baby Cake

Want to visit a community of people who (for the most part) can’t sing but love trying? Midomi is here for you.

The latest addition to the excellent series “Comics With Problems” is Captain Al Cohol.

Watch this promotional video for Windows 386. The person who uploaded it added this description and it’s pretty accurate: “Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys”.

The Simpsonzu made me actually shudder.

“Christian Gorean seeks others for fellowship” is the title of the page, but that’s a little misleading. He actually wants a Christian BDSM slave for himself, although I guess that could be called fellowship if you stretch the word a bit. Oh, and read up on Gor. The best part of this amazing catch of a man? He plays the country and western. Yeah!

YesButNoButYes presents their Top 10 Christian Tourist Traps.

The original Ronald McDonald is actually scarier than the current version. Yes, that’s Willard Scott behind the makeup.

I’m happy that the Japanese Wii Manual has reminded me of several safety concerns. No sticking clovers in the vent or eating the twist ties! (for the safety pictures only you can also visit here.)

Someone took the time to compile 7 minutes of David Caruso opening lines from CSI Miami. Wow, they’re painful. What’s with the sunglasses? Oh, and the crap acting.

Have an opera glove fetish? For the Love of Opera Gloves has you covered!

Watching this kid show the fact that he’s double jointed made me a bit queasy.

In the mood to be creeped out? If you haven’t heard it before, check out the last day of Jonestown via the tape recorder that was near Jim Jones. Warning: not for everyone, people can be heard dying on this thing, it’s not a nice recording. Right click to save.

A Something Awful forum-goer relates how his Nintendo Wii controller broke his television. I haven’t come close to actually losing a remote in flight, but I did whack my son in the head with it once. Accidentally, I swear!

Always on the lookout for good true crime sites, I’ve recently bookmarked the Serial Killer Crime Index. Quite good if a bit confusing to navigate.

There’s something unnerving about these fetus dolls. Hm, maybe it’s the whole dead-baby-as-a-doll thing.