The Ultimate Insult

Archive for the 'Scary' Category

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

An IM Infatuation Turned to Romance. Then the Truth Came Out.

If you have some time, this is one weird read: “An IM Infatuation Turned to Romance. Then the Truth Came Out.”

Friday, August 17th, 2007

Bacon Salt

Bacon Salt, because you know you want everything to taste like bacon.

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

A Welsh View

Take a peek at the world’s most expensive desserts. Linked via A Welsh View.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World

The article title pretty much sums up the contents: 101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World. Almost every entry is from Japan, but it’s still chock full of scary flavor goodness.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Animated Dog

This animated dog is absolutely horrifying.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Wulfe

If you thought you were good at Guitar Hero, wuLFe79 is here to shame you.

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

Guys and Dolls

As mentioned on the Howard Stern Show earlier this week, watch this documentary on RealDoll owners. Not safe for work!

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Have You Seen Andy?

Have You Seen Andy? A documentary filmmaker tries to find out what happened to a childhood friend that disappeared in 1976. The newspaper articles are disturbing but fascinating reads.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

Miivi

I’m surprised that I hadn’t heard of Miivi (no link, just add a dot com, I don’t feel like giving them hits) before today. They’re a video site similar to Youtube and Stage 6 with one small difference. They’re owned by Mediadefender and exist solely to get you to install their software, download movies they make available and get some names to the MPAA. If you’re installing software from a site you’ve never heard of before then you kind of get what you ask for, but still.

*Note: their site has crashed, their DNS’ changed and their Whois information altered in the past day or so.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Sleevery : Record Cover Gallery

When Sleevery describes themselves as a place to find the “most baked” album covers, they aren’t exaggerating.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Butters

Butters Stotch is definitely my favorite character on South Park. Still, I’d rather not have his “Loo Loo Loo” song stuck in my head, which it is for some reason. It’s 8 seconds long and looping repeatedly.

Friday, June 15th, 2007

The Most Amazing Book Ever

I don’t spend nearly enough time browsing the Something Awful forums. I definitely missed this thread when it first came around: “The Most Amazing Book Ever” which contains a fully scanned copy of “LATAWNYA the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say ‘No’ to Drugs”. Amazing.

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Unusual Deaths

These picks for the most unsual deaths in 21st century are all pretty good choices. I had forgotten about the pizza man bomb case.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Passive-Aggressive Notes

Get your daily fix of Passive-Aggressive Notes left by “roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers”. Good stuff.

Friday, June 8th, 2007

welcome to MIQEL.com – Odd Records Archive

Little Richard Miller
The Odd Records Archive has lots of covers to sift through. I was particularly intrigued by the one for Little Jimmy Miller. Why would a man with no arms or legs be propped up on a piano? He can’t play it, isn’t that a bit mean?

Friday, June 1st, 2007

Elf Sex

“What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex”. Scary.

Friday, June 1st, 2007

Super Mario Bros.

The Super Mario Bros. cartoon always seemed lame enough (sorry to those of you who loved it, if there are any of you), but mixing Milli Vanilli in is just plain wrong. Was Koopa always this wimpy in the show? He had kids? WARNING: This episode is incomplete. If you seriously wanted to watch the whole thing you are not in luck here today. Sorry.

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Familys Punching Bag Holds Smelly Surprise

Ok, which one of you filled a punching bag with underwear? Gross.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

The Sneeze

I like reading The Sneeze, and this older article on Cuitlacoche was informative and disgusting.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Soap, Drugs, & Rock and Roll

Watch a 7 minute news piece on the bust featuring Germs drummer Don Bolles and soap.