If you have some time, this is one weird read: “An IM Infatuation Turned to Romance. Then the Truth Came Out.”

Bacon Salt, because you know you want everything to taste like bacon.

Take a peek at the world’s most expensive desserts. Linked via A Welsh View.

The article title pretty much sums up the contents: 101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World. Almost every entry is from Japan, but it’s still chock full of scary flavor goodness.

This animated dog is absolutely horrifying.

If you thought you were good at Guitar Hero, wuLFe79 is here to shame you.

As mentioned on the Howard Stern Show earlier this week, watch this documentary on RealDoll owners. Not safe for work!

Have You Seen Andy? A documentary filmmaker tries to find out what happened to a childhood friend that disappeared in 1976. The newspaper articles are disturbing but fascinating reads.

I’m surprised that I hadn’t heard of Miivi (no link, just add a dot com, I don’t feel like giving them hits) before today. They’re a video site similar to Youtube and Stage 6 with one small difference. They’re owned by Mediadefender and exist solely to get you to install their software, download movies they make available and get some names to the MPAA. If you’re installing software from a site you’ve never heard of before then you kind of get what you ask for, but still.

*Note: their site has crashed, their DNS’ changed and their Whois information altered in the past day or so.

When Sleevery describes themselves as a place to find the “most baked” album covers, they aren’t exaggerating.

Butters Stotch is definitely my favorite character on South Park. Still, I’d rather not have his “Loo Loo Loo” song stuck in my head, which it is for some reason. It’s 8 seconds long and looping repeatedly.

I don’t spend nearly enough time browsing the Something Awful forums. I definitely missed this thread when it first came around: “The Most Amazing Book Ever” which contains a fully scanned copy of “LATAWNYA the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say ‘No’ to Drugs”. Amazing.

These picks for the most unsual deaths in 21st century are all pretty good choices. I had forgotten about the pizza man bomb case.

Get your daily fix of Passive-Aggressive Notes left by “roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers”. Good stuff.

The Odd Records Archive has lots of covers to sift through. I was particularly intrigued by the one for Little Jimmy Miller. Why would a man with no arms or legs be propped up on a piano? He can’t play it, isn’t that a bit mean?

“What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex”. Scary.

The Super Mario Bros. cartoon always seemed lame enough (sorry to those of you who loved it, if there are any of you), but mixing Milli Vanilli in is just plain wrong. Was Koopa always this wimpy in the show? He had kids? WARNING: This episode is incomplete. If you seriously wanted to watch the whole thing you are not in luck here today. Sorry.

Ok, which one of you filled a punching bag with underwear? Gross.

I like reading The Sneeze, and this older article on Cuitlacoche was informative and disgusting.

Watch a 7 minute news piece on the bust featuring Germs drummer Don Bolles and soap.