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		<title>Crying</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2009/01/29/crying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know you&#8217;ve been looking for a place to read stories about Roy Oribison in Clingfilm.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know you&#8217;ve been looking for a place to read stories about <a href="http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm">Roy Oribison in Clingfilm</a>.</p>
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		<title>Conspiracy Theories</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2009/01/04/conspiracy-theories-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Telegraph gives you the 30 greatest conspiracy theories in two parts: 1, 2.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Telegraph gives you the 30 greatest conspiracy theories in two parts: <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3483477/The-30-greatest-conspiracy-theories-part-1.html">1</a>, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3483652/The-30-greatest-conspiracy-theories-part-2.html">2</a>.</p>
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		<title>Play With Spider</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/09/11/play-with-spider/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Play with a neat looking 3D spider. As someone who doesn&#8217;t like these little bastards, it&#8217;s a bit creepy.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Play with a neat looking <a href="http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">3D spider</a>. As someone who doesn&#8217;t like these little bastards, it&#8217;s a bit creepy.</p>
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		<title>Hamburgers!</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/07/22/hamburgers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Behold the 7 Hamburgers of the Apocalypse.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Behold the <a href="http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2008/07/21/the_7_hamburgers_of_the_apocalypse.php">7 Hamburgers of the Apocalypse</a>.</p>
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		<title>Viral Batman</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/07/17/viral-batman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always think that John Wayne Gacy&#8217;s mugshot can make almost anything creepier. Still, it has never worked so well as it did with this Batman viral marketing thing.




		




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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always think that John Wayne Gacy&#8217;s mugshot can make almost anything creepier. Still, it has never worked so well as it did with this Batman viral marketing thing.</p>
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		<title>Nazi Bunker</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/06/10/nazi-bunker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This forum thread is a bit long, but then discovering a Nazi bunker on your property doesn&#8217;t happen every day.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&#038;f=141&#038;t=543304&#038;i=0">This forum thread</a> is a bit long, but then discovering a Nazi bunker on your property doesn&#8217;t happen every day.</p>
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		<title>Hair Hats</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/06/08/hair-hats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hair hats are truly frightening.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.uchu-country.com/works/hairhats.html">Hair hats</a> are truly frightening.</p>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Write a Sawng</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/05/16/lets-write-a-sawng/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/05/16/lets-write-a-sawng/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 18:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know Weezer has a new album coming out, but I haven&#8217;t been keeping up with any news related to it. Rivers Cuomo is still seeking help writing a sawng. What&#8217;s the deal with that creepy 70&#8217;s moustache?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know Weezer has a new album coming out, but I haven&#8217;t been keeping up with any news related to it. Rivers Cuomo is still seeking help <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=thYRy9MBY_c">writing a sawng</a>. What&#8217;s the deal with that creepy 70&#8217;s moustache?</p>
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		<title>DC Madam Predicted She Would Be Suicided</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/05/01/dc-madam-predicted-she-would-be-suicided/</link>
		<comments>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/05/01/dc-madam-predicted-she-would-be-suicided/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I usually find Prison Planet to be a bit er, um, crazy. Still, this article that the DC Madam Predicted She Would Be Suicided is interesting.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I usually find Prison Planet to be a bit er, um, crazy. Still, this article that the <a href="http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/may2008/050108_madam_predicted.htm">DC Madam Predicted She Would Be Suicided</a> is interesting.</p>
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		<title>Elevator Car 30</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/04/15/elevator-car-30/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being trapped in an elevator for 2 days sounds like it might be insanity inducing.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being <a href="http://disembedded.wordpress.com/2008/04/14/madness-trapped-in-elevator-car-30/">trapped in an elevator for 2 days</a> sounds like it might be insanity inducing.</p>
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		<title>Cheney</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/04/08/cheney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, what&#8217;s the deal with the reflection in Dick Cheney&#8217;s sunglasses? 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, what&#8217;s the deal with the reflection in <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/06.html">Dick Cheney&#8217;s sunglasses</a>? </p>
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		<title>Pirate Bay Filtered?</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/02/19/pirate-bay-filtered/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does Yahoo! filter Pirate Bay from search results? The magic 8-ball says yes. While many if not most of the torrents on that site are illegal due to copyright infringement, it&#8217;s a bit distressing to see such a big search engine filtering. What else has been deemed unworthy?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does Yahoo! filter <a href="http://torrentfreak.com/yahoo-filters-pirate-bay-080218/">Pirate Bay from search results</a>? The magic 8-ball says yes. While many if not most of the torrents on that site are illegal due to copyright infringement, it&#8217;s a bit distressing to see such a big search engine filtering. What else has been deemed unworthy?</p>
<p>Oh, Prince and the Village People are <a href="http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/02/17/2043216">suing the Pirate Bay</a> too.</p>
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		<title>Governmentattic.org</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/01/31/governmentatticorg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pardon the lack of updates this week. I&#8217;m back though, really!
The Government Attic has some great documents released via the freedom of information act. The FCC complaints make for scary and interesting reading.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pardon the lack of updates this week. I&#8217;m back though, really!</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.governmentattic.org/">Government Attic</a> has some great documents released via the freedom of information act. The FCC complaints make for scary and interesting reading.</p>
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		<title>Landslide</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/01/22/landslide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy cow, this video footage of a landslide is wild. At least it is for me, someone who has never been even remotely close to one.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy cow, this video footage of a <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/955659/land_slide/">landslide</a> is wild. At least it is for me, someone who has never been even remotely close to one.</p>
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		<title>Third Reich to Fortune 500</title>
		<link>http://ultimateinsult.net/2008/01/03/third-reich-to-fortune-500/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Cracked: Five Popular Brands the Nazis Gave Us. An interesting (if not safe for work due to language) read on companies that had involvement with the Nazis during World War II. I&#8217;ve read a bit on all of these, but the IBM one in particular was interesting.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From Cracked: <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15767_third-reich-fortune-500-five-popular-brands-nazis-gave-us.html">Five Popular Brands the Nazis Gave Us</a>. An interesting (if not safe for work due to language) read on companies that had involvement with the Nazis during World War II. I&#8217;ve read a bit on all of these, but the IBM one in particular was interesting.</p>
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