I know you’ve been looking for a place to read stories about Roy Oribison in Clingfilm.

The Telegraph gives you the 30 greatest conspiracy theories in two parts: 1, 2.

Play with a neat looking 3D spider. As someone who doesn’t like these little bastards, it’s a bit creepy.

Behold the 7 Hamburgers of the Apocalypse.

I always think that John Wayne Gacy’s mugshot can make almost anything creepier. Still, it has never worked so well as it did with this Batman viral marketing thing.

This forum thread is a bit long, but then discovering a Nazi bunker on your property doesn’t happen every day.

Hair hats are truly frightening.

I know Weezer has a new album coming out, but I haven’t been keeping up with any news related to it. Rivers Cuomo is still seeking help writing a sawng. What’s the deal with that creepy 70’s moustache?

I usually find Prison Planet to be a bit er, um, crazy. Still, this article that the DC Madam Predicted She Would Be Suicided is interesting.

Being trapped in an elevator for 2 days sounds like it might be insanity inducing.

Ok, what’s the deal with the reflection in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses?

Does Yahoo! filter Pirate Bay from search results? The magic 8-ball says yes. While many if not most of the torrents on that site are illegal due to copyright infringement, it’s a bit distressing to see such a big search engine filtering. What else has been deemed unworthy?

Oh, Prince and the Village People are suing the Pirate Bay too.

Pardon the lack of updates this week. I’m back though, really!

The Government Attic has some great documents released via the freedom of information act. The FCC complaints make for scary and interesting reading.

Holy cow, this video footage of a landslide is wild. At least it is for me, someone who has never been even remotely close to one.

From Cracked: Five Popular Brands the Nazis Gave Us. An interesting (if not safe for work due to language) read on companies that had involvement with the Nazis during World War II. I’ve read a bit on all of these, but the IBM one in particular was interesting.

From the genius behind The Ultimate Bacon Sandwich comes Bacon Cereal.

Oh dear God, there’s bacon everywhere!

The headline to this story pretty much says it all: “Falsely accused woman freed after 70 years”. That’s seven followed by a zero.

I’m trying to find a decent yet cheapo Halloween costume to wear when taking the kids out this year. Sadly, all of the ones in this Insane Asylum category are out of stock (and won’t fit me anyways, damn you chocolate!). Too bad, I liked a couple. From the same site, this Shrek Donkey is slightly disturbing for some reason. Maybe it’s the teeth.

There’s just one awful image after another in this gallery of terrible tattoos.