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Canabalt

Scott — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:07:17 +0000

Canabalt’s controls are easy, just run.

Little Wheel

Scott — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:38:38 +0000

10,000 years after this robot-filled city shut down, it’s up to you to bring it back to life. Little Wheel’s an excellent point and click adventure should that be your thing.

Fight the swine!

Paul — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:16:56 +0000

not all that great a game (anyone have a better one?), but funny nonetheless

Atari

Scott — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:55:31 +0000

Play some Atari 2600 games online and relieve your youth. Ok, my youth. Now I feel old.

Mouse of the Dead

Scott — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:49:28 +0000

A zombie killing mouse sounds like a normal fit for a game.

Closure

Scott — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:09:58 +0000

This game used light in a great way: Closure.

Kayak King

Scott — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:56:00 +0000

Kayak King (get it? ha!) is my newest drive-me-crazy-but-I-will-finish obsession. Navigate your kayak through the goals while fighting the current.

Jewel Lines

Scott — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:20:57 +0000

Get four in a row by moving colors around quickly before they get blocked in: Jewel Lines.

Gutano in Christmas

Scott — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:36:59 +0000

A Christmas adventure: Gutano in Christmas.

Contrast Cannon

Scott — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:21:47 +0000

Hit the boxes with the proper cannonball: Contrast Cannon.

Aether

Scott — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:37:56 +0000

Aether is an imaginative puzzle game. Well done, good music and an overall neat idea. Swing through the galaxy and discover new planets with different goals.

Crunch

Scott — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:51:02 +0000

Crunch is a game that requires basic math. It also has quite possibly the best background music ever.

Dodge Bubbles

Scott — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:47:21 +0000

Apparently I drink too much coffee, because my hand is just not steady enough to succeed at Dodge Bubbles.

Bloons Tower Defense 3

Scott — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:03:03 +0000

Another game in a great series: Bloons Tower Defense 3.

50 States

Scott — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:28:58 +0000

Drag all 50 states into their correct locations.