I can’t think of a better way to end the Ultimate Insult’s 2007 run, then by linking to “The Best Video Game Tattoos!“. There’s no way getting mario on the back of your neck will turn out to be something you regret later in life, right?

Happy New Year all!

NOTE: I’ve IP banned two posters. One was replying over and over using different names but with the same IP, the other was the user “bags”, who even after saying he was no longer going to visit my site insisted on posting the same stupid comment reworded again and again. I’m sure he’s lame enough to find another way to comment, but this at least let me clean up some of the mess. A special message to bags: this is a personal website and I can post whatever the fuck I want. If you don’t like my posts, don’t visit. I can also delete whatever comments I want. If you would like this awesome power then go start your own website. I’ve gone 7 years without your assistance, and I don’t need or want it now.

This is my last say on the subject as to whether or not the ridiculous “ad” below makes me money or not: it doesn’t. Not a penny. I don’t even know how to make money using such an ad, I don’t think that company even uses referrals. Any other comments about this ridiculous subject will be deleted. Let it die. Thanks.

Hold a record cover over your own face and viola! Vinyl Sleeve Heads.

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Jango calls itself “social internet radio”. While I like online radio, I pretty much detest the idea of socializing. If you take that aspect out, it’s still an ok site. They played “Mouth Breather” by The Jesus Lizard for me, so it can’t be all bad. If you’re bored with Pandora check it out.

Read a bit about the history of video game consoles, from the beginning to the current ones. I always wanted a Vectrex.

This collection of odd clocks and other things to wake you up is full of items I’d probably smash the first morning.

Enjoy some open source software. From audio/video editors to games and RSS readers, they point the way to a bit of everything.

Thanks to Rob Sheridan for making what is now my desktop background. Merry Christmas!

Thanks to the Uncylopedia, I now know the truth about Santa Claus.

I don’t usually bother reading much of the spam that gets sent my way, but there was something about the subject “Re: Please confirm your interest (code Hospital)” that made me take a look. Screw the old Nigerian scams, this is a new (to me) plea for help that I almost want to get involved with just to see what they email back.

Click more if you’d like to see the email that has so entertained me today. It has liver damaged!

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Dolphin Cup is all about the final score, but getting there is fun and somehow relaxing.

Break out your wallets: It’s the Most Expensive LEGAL Pets To Own.

This video of a meteor crash is just awesome. Man alive are those things fast.

(I should mention it’s a commercial, but still)

Collect the fruits while your play screen changes: the distraction game.

I can’t recall if this has been posted before or not. In any case, you can always revisit the Condiment Packet Gallery.

Read up on movies coming out in 2008. Most I’ve never heard of, but a few do sound promising.

All I want is one little bundle of money from these pictures. Greedy drug dealers and their wads of cash….

Sprout is a point-click-and-figure-out-what-to-do game. Nice art design.

Can Google just go die now? Seriously, have they actually come up with a new idea on their own ever? I’m done. Google to tackle Wikipedia.