The Ultimate Insult

The Google Zeitgeist is online once again. Not many surprises, sadly I expected Paris Hilton to be on many lists.

I had planned on posting today, but between the holidays and me getting a severe case of the chills last night (hooray for 103 degree fevers all night) right after getting the flu, I think I’m going to rest. Have a good Christmas if you celebrate it.

This Joy Division fan site is great. Cross referenced tracks listings, complete lyrics and more.

AV1611 exposes Santa Claus. I love that site.

Speed up webpage loading times in Firefox with some simple tweaks.

Bruce Jackson has a gallery of photographs from the Arkansas State Prison, 1914 to 1937.

Snapatorium is showing a lot of “found” Christmas pictures this week.

Guide your dot through the rotating obstacle course: DR3I.

Decorate the Christmas tree while keeping it balanced.

The Simpson’s snowball fight is a lot like the past few seasons. It’s ok, but if you miss it you won’t feel too bummed.

Jason Zada posted a holiday album last week that includes Axl Rose singing White Christmas Beck performing Chanukah Funk.

Mixing the Beatles and Beastie Boys has some ugly consequences, but it did produce one great song title: Sure-Bla-Di Shot-Bla-Da .

Sleep Elusive, a nice piece of Flash.

It’s nice to see elf throwing making a comeback.

Play around with the NASA Solar System Simulator.

Help me find Jon seems like more trouble than it’s worth.

Go penguin diving.

This collection of photos featuring kids that are scared of Santa is entertaining, even if some of the Santas look like they might be homeless.

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As it is the season for giving, here’s some happy X-Mas muzak for those who wish to partake. Not all the ID3 tags are complete, but enjoy the cheer.
Spike Milligan and the Goons - I’m Walking Backwards For Christmas
Vandals - Oi! to the World
Three Stooges - Jingle Bells Drag
Fear - Fuck Christmas
Satan [...]

I don’t have the patience or imagination needed to properly use the Historic Tale Construction Kit, but there is a gallery to browse for the lazy like myself.