The Ultimate Insult

Archive for February, 2004

Friday, February 27th, 2004

Adnonsense

Google finally got back to me regarding an example of how my site broke their rules. http://www.ultimateinsult.net/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=335. This is a COMMENT field from 2002, and the naughty “f” word was used by different people. Janet Jackson’s boob isn’t there, so I don’t see the problem. I’m not on Clear Channel either.

Friday, February 27th, 2004

The Cat With Hands

The Cat With Hands, a short film. Quicktime required.

Friday, February 27th, 2004

BOLL’s Warthog Launch

BOLL’s Warthog Launch.

Friday, February 27th, 2004

Mouton’s Park

Mouton’s Park lets you be what you’ve always dreamed of… a sheepdog.

Friday, February 27th, 2004

Warholstars

Chelsea Girls is playing one town over from me tonight which made me do some Warhol browsing. Warholstars is a great resource.

Friday, February 27th, 2004

Hey Google, we used to be friends.

Google asked me to remove their ads from my site because “AdWords ads may not be placed on sites that include pornographic, adult, profane, or mature content.”. I thought I ran a rather tight ship here and made it safely through work filters and whatever else stops people from viewing curse-filled web pages. Pssh.

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Dark Tower

Remember Darktower? It’s been Flashified.

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

EvilLyrics

Get the lyrics to a song while you listen to it: EvilLyrics. It works with Winamp, Windows Media, Foobar, Sonique and MusicMatch. Sorry iTunes people. It’s not always right, but it’s a work in progress.

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

shyscyberchamber

Someone sent me a link to shyscyberchamber the other day and I forgot to post it. Serial killers, circus freaks, superstitions, ghosts and more. Probably not everyone’s cup of tea.

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Thank You Masked Man? Goddamnit, I Like That!

Here’s a version of Lenny Bruce’s Thank You Masked Man, posted for no real reason other than that I hadn’t heard this particular one before today.

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Zewall

Paint on zewall. Ugh, I felt dirty saying that.

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Payphones!

Payphones from around the World.

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Simply Switch On…!

Simply Switch On…!, “A virtual museum of small, early electrical appliances”.

Wednesday, February 25th, 2004

Lost in Translation

Lost-in-Racism is trying to get a “no votes for Lost in Translation” thing going, because the movie is so racist. Maybe I watched a different movie. One of their points? “Bob recalls his night out partying and singing as ‘It’s not fun. Just very very different.’”. Japanese hater!

Wednesday, February 25th, 2004

Railroad Tycoon

This Railrood Tycoon Flash game has nothing in common with the PC game, but it’s a nice time waster.

Wednesday, February 25th, 2004

ot-to tour

Meomi presents the sickeningly cute ot-to tour.

Wednesday, February 25th, 2004

Draw Your Boss

Draw Your Boss.

Tuesday, February 24th, 2004

Bloody Pinguin

While I did get tired of all the Pinguin variations, I’m a sucker for blood. 892.6 is my best so far, and that’s using the landmines for more distance.

That link appears to be down. Here’s another, and it’s full screen.

Tuesday, February 24th, 2004

Grey Tuesday

I may not have the greyest site ever, but I do support Grey Tuesday.

Tuesday, February 24th, 2004

Cricket

I have to admit that the game of cricket has me a bit confused. I liked this Flash version in any case. Thanks to Chris for the link.